24. Ohio.*All opinions belong exclusively to me. Not that anyone else would want to claim responsibility for them*

 

lackofvision:

One of the worst feelings has got to be when you’re prepared for Under Pressure and Ice Ice Baby comes on instead

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thebadgerman619:

As usual, Republicans hate facts and live in a totally different reality from us.

thebadgerman619:

As usual, Republicans hate facts and live in a totally different reality from us.

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.

My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.

White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?

My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?

White Co-Worker: Just English

My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?

White Co-Worker: Moo?

My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*

White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*