March 2012
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A local bar has a special on Wednesday nights called “liquid dope.” I’m about to have it for the first time. Wish me luck!
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
February 2012
450 posts
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Watching a group presentation on how sex sells (or doesn’t), and this girl says “We didn’t want to include anything too graphic for this class.”
Last week in a different class, I showed a video that featured a dude masturbating.
I win at being awesome.
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So apparently Disney World is open for 24 hours on...
Goal for February 29, 2016
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It’s my friend Zoara’s birthday! She’s pretty babalicious for a 5-year-old.
I am not Tumblr famous. I love when people talk to...
nruhrkraut:
so true :) tumblr (nerd) love
"Hey, know any good jokes about sodium?" "Na."
backhometohogwarts:
brooksoglesby:
I zinc we’re better than that, guys.
One of the better jokes I’ve xenon here.
It’s not their fault all the good jokes argon.
Who is manganese jokes?
Please, don’t make me sulfur through this.
Where is the person that made these awful puns?
I want to barium.
